→ A couple marry

Three women are discussing their respective partners and the conversation eventually gets round to their sex lives. The first wife says "My husband is an olympic athlete and he keeps going all night, he totally wears me out." The second woman says, "My partner is a Hells Angel, he comes home half drunk, slaps me around a bit then makes love extremely roughly." The third woman, looking rather sheepish, says, "You gals don't know how lucky you are. I am married to a Microsoft programmer, and all he does is set on the bed and tell me how good it is going to be!"