→ George “Dubya” Bush

Donald Rumsfeld is giving George Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by
saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident’
“OH NO!” George exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
George W sits, head in hands.
Finally, George W looks up and asks … “How many is a Brazillion ??!”