→ Beer Study

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- gained weight,
- talked excessively without making sense,
- became overly emotional,
- couldn't drive,
- failed to think rationally,
- argued over nothing, and
- refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.