→ Drunk Biker

A drunk biker is riding through the city and his bike is weaving violently all over the road.
An Irish cop pulls him over. The cop says to the biker, "Where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the biker.
"Well," says the cop, "It looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," the biker says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell off the bike?"
"Oh, thank heavens" sighs the biker. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."