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Only in America....can a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance

Only in America....are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink

Only in America....do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and a diet coke

Only in America....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter

Only in America.... people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage

Only in America....people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss a call from someone they didn't want to talk to in the first place

Only in America.... people buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight

Only in America.... people use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"