→ Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay People

- Gays didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.

- Gays ARE sure about Ricky Martin.

- Gays also didn't invent the color black, but they are in complete agreement that you look better in it.

- Their so-called "gaydar" does not get them more cable stations or better reception.

- If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.

- If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

And, the number one thing that heterosexuals need to know about gay people is...

1. Relax, we don't want you!