→ Models on a plane

Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces, "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing, assume the brace position immediately!"
Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask, "What in the hell are you doing fixing your make-up when we are about to friggin' crash!"
Claudia responds, "I know for a fact the rescue workers will search for, and save first, the ones who have the best looking faces...which is why I am putting on my make-up."
Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity.
Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout, "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die!"
Cindy responds, "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful breasts... which is why I am exposing my tits!"
Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties to expose her love triangle." Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell, "Naomi... Are you crazy? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?"
Calmly, Naomi responds, "Bitches please! I know for a fact the first thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a black box!"