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A Frenchman and an Englishman were seated next to an Italian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me." "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Englishman responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful english breakfast and told me she could never love another man." When the Italian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Englishman arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop."