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2006-11-15

→ Italians in the Bus

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in animated conversation. The Lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvenized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once a-more. Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed, sex obsessed swine!!" retorted the old lady."In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey coola down lady," said the man."Who talkin' about sex? I'ma just telling my frienda how to spell Mississippi."

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