→ Why my girlfriend left me

She told me we couldn't afford beer at 25 euro a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.
Then I caught her spending 65 euro on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.....