→ How to get rid of idiots

You are sitting next to someone who's irritating you on a plane, train or bus, what do you do?

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case and remove your laptop.
2. Turn it on making sure the person who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
3. Open your web browser and go to this bookmark: http://tinyurl.com/e8efm
4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.